I was just your typical grumpy old man until my daughter, whom I love dearly, finally made me see the light. I’ve always loved the girl, but she used to really tick me off with all her new age mumbo jumbo about finding a cosmic ordering guide. Then one day I realized that it had worked for her while I was still just sitting around complaining.

I finally opened my mind just a little to what she had been lovingly trying to tell me for years. She had been trying to help me but I just wasn’t listening. All those pep talks just made me angry.

Then one day I realized that she had a zest for life that I hadn’t had for years. As a teenager, she had gotten into some dicey situations and for awhile it looked like she was headed for trouble. She had a baby when she was just out of high school and became a single mother. She struggled for years in nowhere jobs. Then, as if by magic, she changed.

A friend of hers told her about cosmic ordering when she had just about hit rock bottom. Like me, she thought it sounded stupid, but she had nothing to lose, so she gave it a try.

First she just tried something simple. She passionately loves to sew, so she placed an order with the universe for a career in clothing design. The following weekend when she was at the local flea market, she ran into an old friend who had a stall there. She asked her if she could put a few dresses in her stall to sell.

The dresses sold like hotcakes. To make a long story short, she now has her own shop in a trendy part of town, thanks to cosmic ordering. My niece is the best cosmic ordering guide I can offer you. As for me, I took her guidance and ordered a more positive outlook on life. That’s all I needed and that’s what I got.